A social media Valentine

Blog · 14 February, 2012 · By Alex and Rob

Dearest Valentine,

It has been five years since I last wrote to you , yet my heart is still

a

twitter

. And though the un

timely

 demise of so many familiar places casts a

Klout

 over our happiness, I have a

Hunch

 we still have a dee

Pinterest

 in each other.

I don't need to

GetGlue

 to stick to you;

Ustream

 an endless river of joy my way. Heavens to B

Etsy

, you'd have to be an

Android

 not to feel at least a

Flickr

 of love – if not a

Yelp

 of

Delicious

 passion. And I'm sorry I freaked out when you suggested we get our

Groupon

 in your four-

Posterous

. I'll admit - I'm a little

Square

.

Let's never

Quora

ll again.

iCloud

 my own judgement when we're apart, sob

Bing

 into my pillow.

It's just that I'm not interested in a mere

Qwiki

, or hearing that you

Facebook Like button

 me as a friend, but are only interested in

LivingSocial

. I want to stand beneath your window, and

HootSuite

, sweet songs of love to you. And I want children – right now, so we can make your mom an

Instagram

ma.

Let's walk the same

Path

, and for

Evernote

 the joys of

commit

Mint

, our lives

LinkedIn

extricably together.

I'm sorry - I do

Yammer

 on. All I'm saying is please,

be my

+1

.

Love,

Social Signal

PS - If this letter was tl;dr , fret not - you can always

ReadItLater

.

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