Friend (n.): Acquaintance. Dimly-recognized name. Means of driving up your numbers on LinkedIn.

Noise to Signal cartoons · 11 July, 2009 · By Rob Cottingham
Friend (n.): Acquaintance. Dimly-recognized name. Means of driving up your numbers on LinkedIn.

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