Influ-a-rama-matic: Your Friends' Results
Average friends' influence:
0.21
Oh, snap! Your friends have barely any influence compared to you! They all spend sad, lonely evenings wishing they were you! You're easily the most influential person in your social circle - but then, you'd be the most influential person in most social circles.
You don't touch up a baby picture—you're a baby!
— Stephen Sondheim